What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Justin Bieber.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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