Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Xzibit

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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anal seepage

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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