- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Penis

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Like this joke, bitch.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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