What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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