- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Do you love me? No.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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