Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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