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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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