I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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42, that is all

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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