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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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