What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

the asian kid gets an F

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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