Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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