Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

THE END.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Penis

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Hahaha

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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