why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

A sober Amy Winehouse

captcha: all yer base

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

sharks

The guy above me has a very nice joke

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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