- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Miley Cyrus.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

a black man jumps in a pool.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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