Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Jews...

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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