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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

black people. that is all...

sexual intercourse.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

The Olympics

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

You copy and paster!

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