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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

There's my tractor.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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