How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Justin's hair

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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