Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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religion

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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