What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Womens' sports

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The NBA and womens sports

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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