Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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