What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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#Hanging Degus

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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