Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A man walks into a bar.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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