so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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r u smart..... or ur black

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