A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

hi

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

The government

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