What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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