Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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