- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Grammer is very important

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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