Justin's humor

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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