- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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