What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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David Silberberg is gay

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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