Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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