Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Membean

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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ginger

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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