- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Membean

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

roses are black violets are black im blind

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

what do you call gingers ugly.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

ginger

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