Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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im a selling a car

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Jake Bowar

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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