Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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