why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Lebron Traveled

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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The WNBA.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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c+t+c?

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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