Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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anus soup

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A fat man buys a salad

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