your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Haha pizza

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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