- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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