What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

French people.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

My nipple is bleeding

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Rick Perry.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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