What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Carlton

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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theres a fat guy

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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