- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

pedophile

Why? Because racecar.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A black man without problems.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Five guys one rape.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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