whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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