How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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