What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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