Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

thumb_up thumb_down -38

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -114

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

thumb_up thumb_down -138

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops