The economy.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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