Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Anti Joke

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