what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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