Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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