What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Obama 2012

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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A man walks around a bar.

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I went to the store and I fell

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Miscarriages.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Jesus

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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