What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How are you this morning?

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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