I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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